No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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