Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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