69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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