Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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