WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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