What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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