Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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