you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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