I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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