There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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