Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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