she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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