I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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