Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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