he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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