I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
