had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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