I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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