it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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