i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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