Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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