the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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