he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
we should paint friendship bongs
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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