ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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