8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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