She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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