you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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