I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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