its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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