Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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