dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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