brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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