i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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