Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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