too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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