You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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