Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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