i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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