if i can run in heels then i can drive
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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