YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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