it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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