Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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