The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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