I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
