I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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