Plan B is the new Plan A
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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