he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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