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(203): View more from Connecticut

just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so

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(586): View more from Michigan

at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to

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(248): View more from Michigan

i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.

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(418): View more from Quebec

Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.

(418): View more from Quebec

I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.

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