I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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