Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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