My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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