Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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