Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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