Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize