Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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