We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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