that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
two words: eviction party
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
