but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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