ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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