Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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