I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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