your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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